Chavez Free of Cancer…Again

Hugo Chavez must have Jesus moonlighting as his oncologist. Not since Christ walked the Earth has one man been miraculously cured so many times.

Chavez was first diagnosed in July of 2011 with a cancerous growth on his pelvis. A few months later, the President touched down in Caracas and told reporters with a stirring shout that “CHAVEZ IS BACK!”

The cancer, it turned out soon after, was also back.

Now it seems that he has beaten the disease once more. This is truly a remarkable man. The timing couldn’t have been better, as the presidential election is set to take place in October.

While we don’t agree with his politics, Via Meadia would like to wish Mr. Chavez well and hope for his permanent recovery. Hopefully this cure lasts longer than the previous one.

Posted in Latin America, Quick Takes, Strange News

Emerson

There’s two things I enjoy more than I should – cute animals/kids and when bad things happen to bad people. I wish Hugo only the worst.
Jacksonian Libertarian

I am detecting a massive tongue in cheek, like Chavez is just saying (lying) he is cured for the election. I don’t wish him well, what I do wish for is that the Venezuelan culture would hurry up and learn the lesson of Socialist Dictatorship.
http://davidscommonplacebook.wordpress.com David Hoffman

Ever notice that evil dictators always seem to live into their nineties? The Devil protects his own.
Kris

“Hugo Chavez must have Jesus moonlighting as his oncologist.”

Doing his fish and loaves bit with tumors?

JL@2: “what I do wish for is that the Venezuelan culture would hurry up and learn the lesson of Socialist Dictatorship”

Let it not be said that Chavez isn’t doing his best to help it along.

I’ll buy a round of drinks on the day I am reliably informed that Chavez will definitely not be suffering from cancer any longer.
Eurydice

Who knows, maybe his doctors are being “encouraged” to give him these diagnoses.